Just one stick. Like, uh, there's one guy who hits a ball and sends it flying and everyone else tries to catch it.

[She's completely losing them! No fair, no fair! She waves over the bartender and points at a shotglass instead of ordering, this time. Something vile gets slid over to her.]

It's fun! There's people running and jumping and catching balls! Everyone likes catching balls? And you can get drunk while you watch it!

[She slams back her next shot.]