EVENT: The Berserker Tournament

[zenderael_mods]

Who: Open
When: Friday, June 3rd to Friday, June 10th
Where: Pakerion
Before/After: --
Warnings: Violence.

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Interview thread!

Friday & Saturday brackets.
Sunday & Monday brackets.
Tuesday & Wednesday brackets.
Additional brackets forthcoming. ]

Comments

[transfer_student]

WOW, SOMEONE JUST GOT THEIR ENDEARINGNESS REVOKED.

He plucked the bread out (ahh it was like tangled up that is the worst) and hurled it out into the stands.

"What's the matter with you!"

[unlikelypets]

"It's right there! It's got a fucking target painted on it!" Chisaki said, with a big grin on her face.

The worst part was she saw nothing wrong with this.

At least this time, though, Nova could see her aiming a second pepper-encrusted bread piece! She tossed it right at his hair.

[transfer_student]

Was she really still doing it? Really?

Too bad for you, Chisaki, Nova came into some money and nice components recently, allowing him to brew up a few more exciting potions he didn't usually have on hand.

He pulled a cork and flicked a vial at her, splashing out the contents toward her face.

Shrinking potion!

(thanks for the inspiration, Yonca)

[unlikelypets]

"What are you--pffflaaah!"

Chisaki got a mouthful of potion halfway through her vocalized protest. Thankfully, the potion's effects were uniform across her entire body. She suddenly diminished notably in size, shrinking down until she stood about foot high.

Her clothes thankfully shrank with her.

The result was an angry, glowering Tinysaki that stared up at Nova with a murderous yet adorable look in her eyes.

[transfer_student]

Arms folded, he looked down at her.

"I was hoping to use that on a monster, but no regrets."

A pause, before he moved a hand behind his head to check for more bread in his hair.

Stupid earth girl.

[unlikelypets]

"What the fuck!" Chisaki squeaked up at him in indignant rage. "I just ruined your long, luscious hair! You just made me pint-sized!"

She charged down the length of the bench, which was now much longer relative to her size, and threw her foot out like a karate kick. It looked ridiculous -- she was tiny and flying at him and shrieking in an absurd high pitched sort of way -- but it had its own dangers.

Such as the fact that she kept the same mass, which meant about one hundred and ten pounds of furious girl was flying at him like a cannonball.

[transfer_student]

Nova had already learned his lesson from Yonca about kicks and tiny people (or frogs), and stepped hastily to the side.

Please enjoy your flight through the air, Chisaki.

[unlikelypets]

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

Chisaki's high pitched shout of protest vanished as she landed in the stands below, with a small puff of dust shooting up to mark her distant landing.

[transfer_student]

It was too bad dispatching Heimdall probably wouldn't be that easy.

"Completely your fault!"

...Were there still bread crumbs in his hair? Ew. There were. Never forgiving you, beer-flinging earth girl.