[EVENT] - Valentine's Solstice

[arentweglad]

Who: Open!
When: Monday the 20th through Wednesday the 22nd (Bonfire on the 21st)
Where: Days' End League Hall
Before/After: N/A
Warnings: Violence (Val/Nova), vomit (a few threads??), fireworks, mention of death

[Valentine is hosting a Solstice party at Days' End! Some got invited, and if she ran into you anywhere for longer than two minutes she may have invited you. There is booze and games and dancing and floral wreaths and festival foods and everything. If Val saw you at the party you may well have gotten wreathed.]

[It's a pretty open-invite party though, so even if you weren't personally invited, wandering in off the street is perfectly acceptable. They've got a few random partiers showing up, both Earthers and Zenners, and there are several Earthers residing on the premisis also in attendance, as well as most of Days' End's members.]

[The bonfire gets lit early Tuesday and Valentine and Flambre keep it going through the day into the wee hours of the night (except for around one hour after sunset where she runs off to attend the druid ceremonies). The majority of the loud partying will likely happen on that day.]

Comments

[graveyardmoon]

He's my dearest and most cherished friend, the miserable oaf.

[firecracker_hopping]

Aw, that's sweet!

[graveyardmoon]

[suddenly dire]

No. It's horrendous.

[firecracker_hopping]

Why's it horrendous? You said he's your best friend.

[graveyardmoon]

Precisely.

[firecracker_hopping]

But isn't having a best friend a good thing?

[This is even more confusing than it normally would be. Thanks, booze!]

[graveyardmoon]

Have Nova as your best friend for a few decades and tell me what you think after that.


The decades aren't even real, either.

[firecracker_hopping]

You had a controller. [That's how Akhilendra referred to it. Maybe she's angry at him, but he's the aggrieved one; she can use his words.] I'm sorry. The decades weren't real.

But...

[She lets out a long sigh.]

If you feel he's your friend, that's what's important, I think. So even if he's insufferable -- and, you know, I got no particular reason to like this guy -- that's okay. It doesn't reflect badly on you for being friends with one of us proles, I guess.

[graveyardmoon]

Proles...? Prol...prole...tariat? My word, just say the whole thing, don't be lazy about it. It's a wonder you get out of bed in the morning with linguistics like that.

[firecracker_hopping]

Jeez! I was trying to be nice!

[graveyardmoon]

I refuse to lower my standards for you.

[firecracker_hopping]

Whatever! Sounds like you have the best friend you deserve, then!

[graveyardmoon]

The best friend you deserve, perhaps.

[firecracker_hopping]

[You have a raging out lady hopping up and down in front of you now, Artemis!!]

He's your best friend, not mine!

[graveyardmoon]

[staaaare]

Stop that, you look absurd.

[firecracker_hopping]

NOPE.

[now she's hopping up and down more]

[graveyardmoon]

[how does one even respond to this sort of thing...]

[blackmail, yes, of course.]

[artemis, in the course of his research, has loaded himself up with Earth gadgets. He's got his Zen tablet, an Earth one for comparison, a smartphone, and a few other things scattered around his home in various states of dismantling. he brought the phone. much easier to carry around than the tablet without much loss of functionality]

[So he casually takes the phone out of his pocket, aims it at Lera, and starts recording her ridiculous little tantrum.]

[transfer_student]

[a drunkba approaches unsteadily, and decides it would be a good idea to use Artemis as a brake, setting a hand on his shoulder and wobbling to a stop, possibly interfering with his careful camera work

he peers down at the phone which is currently occupying Arty's attention]

Artemisss! What're you doing?

[firecracker_hopping]

[Lera is still throwing her temper tantrum when Nova approaches. However, then, her brain starts to catch up with her eyes. There's stunned shock at first, plainly visible on her face, because Nova is right in front of her. Some of the danger of this is obvious.]

You! Nova! [unfortunately, she's drunk] He just said you are his bestest of best friends in the whole, wide world!

And then started making fun of me!

[graveyardmoon]

I most certainly said no such thing, you thoughtless degenerate.

[aside, to Nova] She's obviously from Earth. Do you think she has a Facebook?

[to Lera] Do you have a Facebook?

[transfer_student]

[wait, omz, is that... is that...]

The BRILLIANT AUTHOR!

She's a PLAYER, Artemis, can't you tell from looking at her.

[this is especially stupid given that she looks so much like him]

She doesn't have a Facebook because she deleted it. Unless she is stupid.

[firecracker_hopping]

She is so not stupid! Also, he says our hair is bad.

[Accusing point at Artemis.]

And... yes, what Nova says is correct.

[please don't kill her, Artemis]

[graveyardmoon]

Your hair is bad. You should be ashamed. Both of you.

[he lowers the phone, glancing toward Nova]

You share a hairstyle with a player.

[yup, that's all the insult he needs to give. BITING WIT, NOVA.]

[transfer_student]

[angry glare right in his face]

Well, YOUR hairstyle is

[pause

stupid smile]

Never mind you look great.

[firecracker_hopping]

Hey! Defend our hairstyle instead of taking crap from him!

[She makes irritated grumbling noises, arms folding up. At least she's not leaping up and down anymore.]